King’s Spa | Viking Youth Power Hour

The Vikings want to wish all of you degenerates, heathens and holy fucks a very Merry Christmas! And to celebrate that we decided to post another part of our first official train wreck in 4 years.

Jason is sipping on his own personal flask while Cohnny regails us with stories about Korea-town and the King’s Spa in Niles. We hear about tiny jewish penises and the tactless path of the middle-aged ablution. And what would a discussion of tact and penises be without full disclosure of Jesse Jackson’s workout garb?

Everybody have a safe, happy, and sickly drunk holiday. We love almost every one of you! Don’t forget to tune in Friday, December 28 for our next live show!!

2012: Then & Now Part 2 [ 29:36 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Hey everybody, guess what? The Vikings are back! We’re a little bit older, substantially fatter, though somehow we’re worlds smarter, much, much funnier and more prescient than ever before.

So, in this, our inaugural show, we discuss that heavy potato… the Apocalypse, of the Mayan sort. Just a warning: this episode does get very technical as we discuss time travel and the finer points of the Mayan’s conception of precession. Without a college degree from an accredited state school, you may not be able to follow this high-minded horse shit.

And then, after we unpack the upcoming Galactic Convergence, we discuss all those tiny korean peckers in the dark heart of the Chicago suburbs.

Fuck you, pay us!

2012 Then And Now Part 1 [ 42:25 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download